So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
