you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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