You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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