I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
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We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm bleeding and have questions
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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