no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
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How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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