I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I don't deserve a penis
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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