a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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