She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
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I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I need water and some morals
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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