Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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