We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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