I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
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The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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