you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
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Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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