yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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