No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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