I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Someone came in the potted fern
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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