: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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