Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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