I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I need moral support for this bender
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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