I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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