I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
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Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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