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Pappa wants mamma naked

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(847): Pappa wants mamma naked http://tfl.nu/uc4c

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i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.

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(908): i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it. http://tfl.nu/dy81

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so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?

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(281): so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad? http://tfl.nu/ttkx

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Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.

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(951): Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already. http://tfl.nu/bhvw

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Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.

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(253): Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs. http://tfl.nu/k3j3

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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again

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(815): Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again http://tfl.nu/470y

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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..

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(217): I will never swim in a flooded basement again.. http://tfl.nu/1bcg

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I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.

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(732): I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked. http://tfl.nu/sxfw

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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".

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(603): Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight". http://tfl.nu/suji

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All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.

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(416): All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out. http://tfl.nu/i1g0

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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.

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(503): It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now. http://tfl.nu/4bjw

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We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.

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(406): We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned. http://tfl.nu/5o0t

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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude

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(302): Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude http://tfl.nu/fr3g

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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do

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(678): ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do http://tfl.nu/pgwu

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you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"

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(251): you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss" http://tfl.nu/0f55

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