Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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