this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?