so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.