i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
23 Absolutely Despicable Things That People Have Actually Done
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea