Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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