I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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