She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
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I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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