It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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