i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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