margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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