I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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