WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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