I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
