everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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