When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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