Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
my being single is dangerous.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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