Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
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Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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