I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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