I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
my poor anus
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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