Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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