I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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