I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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