It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
My feet surprised me
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