8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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