nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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