We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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