So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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