Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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