Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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