I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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