After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
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She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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