I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Shame - the story of my life.
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