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While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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