the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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