I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
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why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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