This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
More tranny stories later!
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
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Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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