So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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